"I am strong, I am beautiful, and I am powerful!"
"Dad check out your mustaches over your eyes."
"Mommy I love you this much (holding my arms as big as I can) and Daddy I love you this much (holding my fingers about an inch apart.)"
"Bite me!"
I put a stool on my head and said, "Look, I'm a bobble head."
(Mommy was brushing my hair and kept asking my to turn.) "Mom, I'm like a clock. I keep turning."
"Who did it if nobody did it?"
"Dad, how do you know that I lie?"
"I'm not so into treats anymore!"
"This food is freakin' me out!"